Damn, Africa. What happened?
(via freethebear)
“Seventy-Five thousand homes were destroyed.”
Perfect.
“Every entry after that was the same way.”
Yes.
“And anyone?” I ask after a moment.
Oh, okay.
“Over the centuries, wine has been drunk out of a variety of glasses, ranging from heavy beakers to delicate crystal flutes.”
I don’t drink, so I can only assume this is a metaphor. …No, I still don’t know what this means.
LOU: Because he’s dead, John. Dead is what he is, so we have to get used to using that word to describe him.
Bwaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
”%$&# THAT!”
*Translation of ancient Asgardian swearword
from Deadpool Team-Up: BFFs (featuring Thor)“Consider the idea that the Martians might decide to make war on us—and win.”
…….. In that case I doubt I’ll be getting laid any time soon.
“His body pressed hers against the wall, the metal of the mirror cold against her back, his hands sliding around her waist, up under her sweater” City of Fallen Angels ……………….. guys i win haha
What his mentors taught him was not the sorcery of the night elves, but almost its exact opposite.
LOOLO
Finally, Patrick just pulled up Brad’s pants, and said to him “Just pretend you’re passed out.”
okay
hm
okay
“Do you remember that song, ‘This Could Be the Start of Something Big?’”
heheheheh
“Does the repetition of certain phrases throughout the poem have any special function or does it merely create a kind of refrain?”
Certain phrases aka my name Reptition aka all night long Poem aka HAWT SEKKS
life is like a box of chocolates
in the middle of it, you realize you’re fat and no one loves you
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“I was walking down the street one day, and I heard this person going ‘Sybil!’ and I thought, ‘What?’ I turned around, and it was Michelle Dockery, who plays Mary. And I realised, ‘Oh, that makes sense.’” Jessica Brown-Findlay
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Moonrise Kingdom, directed by Wes Anderson
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